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Lying Demotivational Poster


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229635
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm, #226752
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm, #226751
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm, #226750
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am, #226723
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am, #226683
Ramen


JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us




MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Dragara

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm, #214594
simply...furry


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins




FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.


TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by suzieq

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm, #244068
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am, #233969
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...


TOP GEAR - On tonight's show Jeremy joins the Jetsons




RED BULL - It gives you wings !!




RULE NO 1 -


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:58 pm, #216911
Not to mention other aircraft.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 4:49 pm, #216887
Lol-ing!x5


TODAY'S CHILDREN -


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm, #250137
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am, #220201
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am, #220150

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am, #220111
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm, #220071
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm, #220058
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm, #220057
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm, #220052
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm, #220051
Why were the h**ter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm, #220046
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am, #220042
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am, #220041
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am, #220028
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are a**holes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm, #220011
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm, #220009
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm, #219999
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm, #219982
ahhh f*** em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am, #219981
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am, #219980
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am, #219979
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am, #219978
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am, #219972
well... today is total lack of mercy a**ignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am, #219970
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...


BULLYING -


TAGS: junechallenge bullying
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:50 am, #193408

kid on the left....man, your breath smells good....trident?


FLYING IS SAFER -




FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by SteveOh

Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm, #245826
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am, #213155
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


PASTAFARIANISM - Is there a cooler religion?


TAGS: pasta flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 2.35/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 17, 2010, 11:40 pm, #198738
It seems like you have a lot of hate.
BrokenEye - October 17, 2010, 11:34 pm, #198737
I fu'cking hate Pastafarians


ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...


TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm, #233451
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am, #233377
I truly dont see how


RULE NUMBER 5 -


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:38 pm, #217228
Looking for the car, I got one of those "lock-up" shopping carts. I literally shoved it across the parking lot. It did make noise, and leave a trail on the asphalt, but no one had any comments about the process... :-) I was sore, later, but I got My way!


SCAPEGOAT -


TAGS: bullying hurts the little ones
Rating: 4.57/5

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GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:14 pm, #181180
it's an Amazon Jungle out there, 5L
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:36 pm, #181109
Very nice Face. 5L
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 3:57 pm, #181076
5/5 I love the ph**o...great message too


THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...




FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.




CATS LAND ON THEIR FEET -




TRUE TO WHO? -


TAGS: leaving changing lying
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by holymoly

Sho - April 17, 2012, 12:25 pm, #233482
I thought she's holding it between her legs
axe11154 - April 17, 2012, 8:10 am, #233472
who elce noticed the arm thing on the other side of the women
caveman - April 17, 2012, 1:08 am, #233459
(clap, clap, clap)
5butjam - April 16, 2012, 7:26 pm, #233442
What can I say, I have the best advice!
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:06 pm, #233418
thanks guys..Much appreciated.. I'm trying to limit the quotifakes & joke fakes per advice from 5butjam
M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 5:52 pm, #233414
Very nice Moly, 5L, keep it up
Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:37 pm, #233411
Impressive... Me gusta...


SUPER POWERS - Joey learned earlier that gravity was no match for him




FLYING CATS - If you have to take the kids on a trip, do it on acid.


TAGS: flying cats
Rating: 2.91/5

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SPECIALMAN - The generic SuperHero! Faster than something that's really fast! Leaps tall things with relative ease! Not a flying toy!


TAGS: specialman not a flying toy
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:21 pm, #152686
Nice work Grim R@per.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 3:59 pm, #152648
5! Great one, though...you kinda took the highroad...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:17 am, #152601
Complete with with Kung Fu grip and,.. and,.. and Friday night SpecialMan girlfriend!!


CYBER BULLYING - Where the rules are reversed and the nerds torment the big guys... psychologically of course.


TAGS: cyber bullying nerd torment reversed
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

Arvantillian - March 11, 2012, 1:02 pm, #231061
That new-fangeled world wide web...the great equlizer!
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 1:22 am, #230968
Well..... OH YEAH!!!


I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much


TAGS: r kelly flying idiot bike
Rating: 3.88/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:30 pm, #234387
Jeez, did he died??? ;)


DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




EDMOND HONDA - Greatest sumo wrestler in the world




DAMN! - That "Super Matador" from Krypton takes all the fun out of Bullfighting!




Economy -


TAGS: low flying plane bridge
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Bolverk3778 - February 15, 2014, 6:53 pm, #252977
Wing in Ground Effect. Hmm might save some cash. But running into the cumulogranite would be detrimental to the cash flow.


A LONG TIME AGO -


TAGS: flying was fun
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Talisman - August 17, 2011, 12:07 pm, #223100
Makes me think of the mile high club.
Fiodh - April 16, 2011, 6:52 am, #216540
When USAir took over PSA, they removed the "smiley face" logo from the front of the PSAairplanes. USAir president Ed Colodny said, "We don't want any smiley faces on our airplanes. 20 years later he doesn't have any.
JLBachs - May 17, 2010, 5:30 pm, #176360
What happened to flight? Used to be glamorous. Now I'm lucky if I don't have bruises on my shoulders and elbows from fat a$$ed flight attendants should I be unlucky enough to get an aisle seat.
Iconoclast - May 12, 2010, 6:22 pm, #175805
That took some work to get all of those pictures together. My problem is that I actually remember flying back then. 5L


SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination).


TAGS: i may be lying in the gutter but i m looking up at the stars
Rating: 4.44/5

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jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:19 pm, #186958
Brilliant
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:01 pm, #160184
Excellent. 5 hanging Poodles
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:14 am, #160050
Seems I do more of one then the other. Wonder which one it is, haha!
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:13 am, #160043
Definition of a motifake
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm, #159883

so are dreams. 5L


Flying on instruments -


TAGS: flying
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by BartvdE

GaryO - June 23, 2014, 9:13 am, #255426
Sure, ‘you’re doing it wrong’ is ancient, but I like where this poster goes. 5L for upping the average of a first poster (even though 2 is better than my first poster). Welcome to Motifake, Bart. Yer on the right track. Make more.


PEOPLE WHO LOVE SAUSAGE - and people who believe in justice, should never watch either of them being made... But this is just frikkin' awesome!


TAGS: flying police now we re f***ed
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 1:25 pm, #214762
HAHA! asinine... thanks trash duly noted
TheTrashHeap - March 20, 2011, 12:50 pm, #214758
"relatively funny" is relative. What you find funny I may find completely asinine. For an example check out any of Hammy's posters. You say tomato , I say crap! XD HAMMY!
CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 5:08 am, #214738
Yeah... not that the votes really phase me, but if one gives a low vote based on the creator, then that would be a troll correct? It happens when two relatively funny posters in a row both get a 1L... i get a little suspicious... thanks Mooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 9:59 pm, #214686
I concur, the 1 I gave this doesn't make me a troll....It just makes you not funny.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:57 pm, #214684
Although I certainly wouldn't doubt your sense of smell, I can speak to the name "troll" - as it seems to have different meanings on different websites. Here, if someone gives a low vote to a motifake based on the poster, not the creator, he isn't a troll
CaptainBaked - March 18, 2011, 8:18 am, #214577
I smell a troll...


FLYING BULL -


TAGS: bull flying
Rating: 2.73/5

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RatFink - July 9, 2010, 4:33 pm, #183827
uhhh i would have made a red bull joke here man...


FLYING CATS - Fluffles initial attempt at flight..... not a major success




A RECORD THAT CAN'T BE BROKEN -




Old Days -


TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am, #259430
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am, #259428

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


F22 RAPTOR REFUELING -


TAGS: flying air force f22
Rating: 4.71/5

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Derek - May 23, 2012, 8:24 pm, #235049
Swish ****pit! Sounds like good advice for the d***ed F-104 Starfighter.
Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 7:21 am, #235005

aliens?


AIRMAN -


TAGS: mcdonald s fly thru is not that high flying
Rating: 4.2/5

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Airman - May 11, 2010, 5:37 pm, #175683
that would be fun!


PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am, #218586
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's


TRICKLE TRUTH - It's just the tip of the iceberg




Welcome To The Dollhouse -




promises - promises -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: godd*** lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm, #224097
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm, #224096
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?


T•R•U•T•H - The worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth


TAGS: lying lies truth
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 5:21 pm, #242356
Perhaps past experience suggested it was the wiser course.
merlehoffa - January 8, 2013, 12:34 am, #242277
Thank you!
TheSanityInspector - January 7, 2013, 12:24 pm, #242254
Bullseye.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:16 am, #242249
Nicely done 5L.


MAGIC - The concept of lying turned into an art form.




Flying Saucers -


TAGS: flying saucer landing field
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2014, 10:56 am, #253064
..or land someplace level, away from power-lines.


SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!


TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm, #173519
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm, #172940
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm, #172939
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I *** that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm, #172854
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am, #172815
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.


UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLUFFY, - Fido needed some alone time. He had tied the end of the string to gas prices. Who said flying isn't cheap?




POINT YOUR FINGER - To the side of your head. Now move it in a circle.


TAGS: bible flying saucers ufo religion doris funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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Hector - April 2, 2009, 9:14 am, #69732
Now that's funny. Not as funny as the idea that the bronze age god of battles from Jewish Mythology cares what you smoke.
RON - October 13, 2008, 2:53 am, #27326
lol...know its says **** like that in there...some guy taken up in the sky by an ufo...etc...think even Jesus went for a ride after being taken down from cross...very good in your statement...wow


THIS -


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am, #10372
Hahahaha


FLYING - Not for BMX biking.




LIERS - You can't even trust Nature... Especially when you give Nature a camera and internet access.


TAGS: lying squirrel
Rating: 2.5/5

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GreyScorpion - June 11, 2010, 3:56 pm, #179935
Liar, liar, pants on fire
thatonechick - June 11, 2010, 3:51 pm, #179934
What? Lier = one who lies. Yes?
GreyScorpion - June 11, 2010, 3:35 pm, #179931
must...not...nazi...AUUUGGGHH!


MIDGETS - He created them.




Sex, Lies & Videotape -


TAGS: *** lying myth science argument
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 9, 2014, 10:26 pm, #255251
Thank you :)
GaryO - June 9, 2014, 4:32 pm, #255243
excellent


HE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE - LANDING ON GRAVEL AND SKINNING HIS KNEES


TAGS: flying
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MuddySoapfish - May 20, 2012, 3:52 pm, #234895
landing with rug burns on both of his knees ...
Iconoclast - May 20, 2012, 1:55 pm, #234889
Outstanding 5L & Fav. Perfect match of picture and caption.
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 1:34 pm, #234886
LOL! Been there done that! 5L


SURELY THERE MUST BE A GOD -




AVIOPHOBIA - Eagles may soar But weasels are not Sucked into jet engines


TAGS: the fear of flying
Rating: 4.63/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 7:40 am, #216851
5olid


FLYING IN 2011 -




THE REAL U-2 - It makes it's own kind of music


TAGS: still flying still spying
Rating: 2.91/5

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Aramsiel - October 14, 2009, 6:35 pm, #126797
My respects to your old man dude! the sr-71's are wickedsick..
KDP3 - October 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #126575
My old man used to work on them and the SR-71


FLYING HORSES - ANOTHER NATURE FAILURE -




RELIGION - Be touch by His Noodly Appendage today


TAGS: celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv religion flying monster
Rating: 2.25/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 12:40 am, #74574
RAmen!
DOUG - July 11, 2008, 1:03 pm, #8976
YOUR FULL OF ****
Zach - March 28, 2008, 4:00 pm, #1485
Pastafarian for life!


FSM - in ur house, convertin ur kids


TAGS: fms flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 1.7/5

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Ieuan - June 4, 2009, 9:27 pm, #84170
RAmen! *yarrrrrrr*


The Backdraft Theory -




THIS FLYING NUN -




Aerophobia -




Roads -


TAGS: roads dragster flying wheelie
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 22, 2013, 1:09 pm, #249916
1.21 GIGAWATTS!
falloutghoul - September 22, 2013, 10:19 am, #249904
Great 5cott!


Counting Sheep -


TAGS: sheep falling flying counting shaun
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:22 am, #250997
Well thanks Olds...and I want my hill back...teehee.
Oldsod - November 13, 2013, 8:07 pm, #250990
Oh...if only you could have gotten the Welsh accent in there...5 baaaaSPLATS!
MissPriss - November 13, 2013, 10:57 am, #250980
But Mr. Gary, it's Shaun The Sheep! To others it may be considered insanity, for me, my creations are the only ounce of sanity I have left...teehee. Thanks for the 5's!
GaryO - November 12, 2013, 10:27 pm, #250967
Missy. You lied. Yer not slowing down. 5 lambs


Commitment -


TAGS: running sports personal improvement lying
Rating: 4.77/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:23 am, #258435
well said


Sticks & Stones -




AGGY'S VEGAS -


TAGS: flying elvis aggy vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:38 pm, #210001
Aim for Sam's Town and you'll be my hero
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:36 pm, #209990
The world will hail me as a hero when I fly them into a mountain. Crap.... we're in a desert.... mountains are too far. Let's aim for a strip club.


Everyone Knows. . . -


TAGS: turtle flying
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 4:05 pm, #253004
Looks like the turtle shook off the four elephants that were standing on it, as well as the Diskworld.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 11:31 am, #252993
Nice picture and text. And I agree; I've seen a horse fly, I've seen a dragon fly, and now I've done seen about everything when I've seen a turtle fly.


CAREER PATH -




Mythology -


TAGS: carpet lamp flying oriental
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 7:16 pm, #252550
Great pic, great caption


FLYING HIGH -


TAGS: calendar crankyhead gas flying high
Rating: 4.4/5

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carebear - March 19, 2012, 4:53 pm, #231646
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 18, 2012, 10:04 pm, #231608
LOL..hope there's someone on board who knows how to fly a plane


AERODYNAMIC PHYSICS EXPLAINED -


TAGS: flying geese flight pattern
Rating: 4.18/5

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Airman - February 10, 2011, 5:32 pm, #212151
lol


BASEBALL BACK IN THE OLYMPICS - Soon


TAGS: pig flying glasses olympics animal
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:57 pm, #228493
looks a bit like your avatar lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:54 pm, #228492
hehe the pig is adorable xD 5l


envy -


TAGS: envy business class flying
Rating: 4.08/5

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trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:27 am, #245405
say that he arrived at the airport in his bare feet and an expensive business suit, and that he had never even seen his own shoes. I am doing a satire of that. The power of envy taken to the extreme. At least he kept his suit and tie!
trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:22 am, #245404
I agree that envy does control and used to manipulate. My idea is that the security guy enjoys wearing the shoes and socks of man who is wealthier and better dressed than he is - and that is he ALSO enjoys forcing the man he envies to (continued)
Ron2 - April 29, 2013, 3:39 am, #245402
Kinda makes me sick. People wishing for other people to experience it. Wealth envy. No greener monster ever. No more of a useless emotion created to control the masses.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:36 pm, #245400
I have seen those dapper executive types rushing through the airport with their fancy suits and the rolling briefcase. I wondered what it would be like if one of them had his shoes taken away. I liked the idea of him forced to cancel the shoeshine.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:05 pm, #245399
Ha! Thanks. I had fun with it. Especially the mind game part.
Silverheart - April 28, 2013, 4:58 pm, #245397
Nice one! I think I need to apply at the local airport... 5Ls


LOOK MA - no wheels!




L•Y•I•N•G - Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.




NORTH KOREANS -




TGIF - thank god I'm flying


TAGS: tgif thank god i m flying
Rating: 3.8/5

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spypengen - June 4, 2012, 1:05 pm, #235792
it's just before takeoff, genius
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:14 pm, #235516
Not with the canopy up, genius.


PENDING INFERNO -




E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.


TAGS: flying fortress douchebag elder god minion
Rating: 3.21/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 22, 2009, 9:28 am, #53733
Yeah, but the voices speak in Chinese, so I have no idea what they're saying.
LogicDude - January 22, 2009, 6:59 am, #53716
You're all just jealous because the voices don't talk to you...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 21, 2009, 11:57 pm, #53664
Hehehehehe, "minions use rear entrance". Is that a command or just bragging?
Sean - January 21, 2009, 9:16 pm, #53644
PARANOIA Well, at least you're never lonely ....


CALLING AIR BASE - Come in airbase I repeat come in airbase.




HOODIE -




REACH FOR THE SKY... - Hey, if you miss you can practice your flying abilities...




THE BIG FLIP -


TAGS: arlen specter filthy lying power wh***
Rating: 2.52/5

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Hector - May 8, 2009, 7:29 am, #78752
Absolutely, CD. There must be no more cushy a "Job" than that of U.S. Senator. Plenty of people s****** up to you, decent pay, great benefits, lots of perks no real "responsibility".
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:41 pm, #76315
That just straight up power that he wants to have after the next election. It has nothing to do with his political beliefs...he is just a power hungry old fool, and he can't live without it!!!
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:39 pm, #76314
That sad thing is Sean that he was voted in by a group and he wanted to represent that group. Now that he can't get reelected by that group he does a flip flop...so sad
Sean - April 28, 2009, 6:32 pm, #76241
Wot, dude pull of Lieberman, or somethin'?


UP ON MY ROOF THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER - I SPRANG FROM MY BED TO SEE WHAT'S THE MATTER. VENETIAN BLINDS IS ALL IT WAS.


TAGS: sleep flying
Rating: 2.43/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:18 pm, #233449
And a tornado about to take you Up, Up and Away.........


SONIC TRAIN - the flying train HAS achieved sonic boom.




NINJAS - are flying this plane


TAGS: ninjas are flying the plane
Rating: 1.8/5

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thereddragon - June 29, 2010, 2:58 pm, #182441
true, the plane is brazilian and true, it is not flying. but it still looks cool.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 7:53 pm, #180765
The plane isn't flying & it's not Japenese.


A Little Bird -


TAGS: propaganda government cover up lying scandal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 9, 2015, 8:30 am, #260322
Thank you sir. I've been LMAO of your latest. : )
GaryO - March 9, 2015, 6:45 am, #260320
Great compilation, as always
Greybeard - March 9, 2015, 12:12 am, #260316
Midnight's Children : )
Reality Lord - March 8, 2015, 11:09 pm, #260314

wow...what book is that line from


Bullying -


TAGS: husbands wives chores bullying calendar
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 3:21 pm, #260540
...'cern, I'd say by your posters your wife has already done a very good job lmao
concern3 - March 27, 2015, 5:39 am, #260537
Priss, Thank you, your poster has made me realize how grateful i should be to my wife


Peter Pan -


TAGS: mary martin flying pixie cut
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2015, 4:19 am, #259305
Hmmm...I don't see any tentacles...are you sure she's your type, Silvie?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:11 am, #259302
I don't particularly care for her singing voice. She was supposed to be in the film version of the Sound of Music, but Julie Andrews snatched the part up. Thank God.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am, #259301
Thanks, Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am, #259300
Sorry, about that Gary. :-D
Silverheart - January 4, 2015, 6:57 pm, #259298
She is gorgeous! The pic left me slightly 'interested', but a quick google search for Mary Martin - wowza.
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:18 pm, #259290
Great 5L start to 2015 crotchety!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 2:13 pm, #259283
Oh, shyt, oh shyt…I think I just peed. Great, last year it was atomized coffee propelled from my esophagus. Thank you, 2015.


FLYBOYS -


TAGS: military aircraft stunt flying air force
Rating: 4.44/5

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premiumgrade - April 27, 2015, 10:33 am, #260963
Mizzdizz, you're making my day. Thanks again.
mizzdizz - April 9, 2015, 3:58 pm, #260735
MEN!!! They can turn anything into ***!! LOL! Yes Jonny, this is where fighters come from! Luv this! 5L!


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